There once was a Pastor who decided to become more apart of his congregation.
He announced one Sunday that he would be available day or night. He said no matter what time of day or night if you have a problem please give me a call. One night just after the announcement the phone rang about two O'clock in the morning.
The Pastor ask what the problem was the voice on the other end said I cannot sleep. The Pastor said what can I do to help.
The voice on the other end said PREACH!